News Flashed Jordan: Volume I

From The Daily Mail (UK):

"A driver who was high on cocaine destroyed an entire cornfield in an attempt to escape from the police. Four police cars were destroyed before the 35-year-old crashed into a ditch and was arrested, near the village of Dussen in the south of the Netherlands."


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There will be a party at the Tracy Street house tonight in honor of this incredible individual, who is no doubt already talking over book deals with Random House and receiving dinner invites from the likes of Tony Blair, Andy Dick, and Barack Obama. Danno will buy a cool t-shirt for the first person to get us a name/picture of the cokehead.